Our People

So who are we? And what’s the pecking order in the Church of the One Commandment?

I’m glad you asked.

First up, we don’t have a god of any description at the top of the list because until he/she/they prove their existence by turning up for work and putting in a full day, they aren’t on the payroll. And let’s be honest here: if we are to believe what’s been written about “him” in the “Big Book of Shagging, Smiting and Slaying” (aka the Bible), when he does turn up, it’s not good news. We don’t need that sort of negativity in our lives.

Pope Francis, aka Frank the oversized lapdog, oversees some aspects of the church, mainly snacks and naps. His other duties include smooches and barking at clouds.

Bishop George looks after the website, keeps Pope Francis in those aforementioned snacks and worships at the crema of St Espresso the Caffienated,

No altar boys were harmed in the making of this website.