As a parent, what do you think the so-called “Good book” would advise you to do if your son is a bit gobby? If he’s a bit of a naughty boy with an attitude problem?
Deuteronomy has the answer to your problem: get all the old blokes in your city together and have them beat the living crap out of him. Literally.
Yes, they can stone him to death for you. Problem solved.
Deuteronomy 21:18-21
If a man have a stubborn and rebellious son, which will not obey the voice of his father, or the voice of his mother, and that, when they have chastened him, will not hearken unto them: Then shall his father and his mother lay hold on him, and bring him out unto the elders of his city, and unto the gate of his place; And they shall say unto the elders of his city, This our son is stubborn and rebellious, he will not obey our voice; he is a glutton, and a drunkard. And all the men of his city shall stone him with stones, that he die: so shalt thou put evil away from among you; and all Israel shall hear, and fear.
So there you have it folks. If your son is a rebellious little shit, get your old homies together, tell them he’s a lazy, rebellious little shit, and they will fix the “problem” by beating the snot out of him.