Well, apparently telling the truth doesn’t come naturally to Christians either. It has to be spelled out in the 9th commandment.
Exodus 20:15: “You shall not bear false witness against your neighbour.”
We can’t just tell whatever wild story pops into our heads to make ourselves look better or ruin someone’s reputation? What a shocker!
Don’t exaggerate (the fish was “THIS BIG”), don’t lie, don’t be a bullshitter.
Someone tell the politicians!
Honesty and integrity are important in keeping society from devolving into complete chaos. Who’d have thunk it?
This commandment also forbids bribery and forgery. So I assume that includes paying porn stars hush money when you got caught playing hide the sausage with your tiny, mushroom-shaped penis (what was that other commandment, the one that mentions adultery?)
Anyway, in Revelation 22:15, we are told that “whoever loves and practices a lie” will be outside the gates of the New Jerusalem, and in Revelation 21:27 “But there shall by no means enter it anything that defiles, or causes an abomination or a lie, but only those who are written in the Lamb’s Book of Life.”
Don’t be a lying cunt.
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