OK folks: here’s the deal: Don’t worship shit and don’t make yourself shit to worship.
Exodus 20:4-6: “You shall not make for yourself any idol, or any likeness of what is in heaven above or on the earth beneath or in the water under the earth”.
Leviticus 26:1: “You shall not make idols for yourselves, nor shall you erect an image, a sacred pillar or an obelisk”.
An idol is biblically defined as a created image or representation of a god used as an object of worship. Apparently, an idol is something that distracts a person from God.
Narcissist much?
Idols include statues (weird how so many churches have them though, huh?), and other man-made shit. So don’t worship money (advice usually given by those who already have plenty of it), and you probably shouldn’t worship weird golden sneakers and homoerotic NFT images of weird orange men.
I know I sound like a broken record, but how about just sticking to the whole being a decent human being thing? And just don’t be a scumbag-worshipping cunt.
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