Do you find yourself gazing longingly at your neighbour’s donkey? You might have a problem. Because you shall not covet.
Exodus 20:15: “You shall not covet your neighbour’s house; you shall not covet your neighbour’s wife, nor his male servant, nor his female servant, nor his ox, nor his donkey, nor anything that is your neighbour’s.”
So you shall not covet anything that doesn’t belong to you.
You’re not allowed to gaze longingly at their slave/servants, their ox or their missus, either. You pervy piece of shit.
Don’t be a jealous cunt.
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Number 10: You shall not covet